She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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