accomplished twins. life is a go
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
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Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
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My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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