i jhust puked up my retainher.
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I think I am morally bankrupt
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
