You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
How does one acquire holy water?
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Who died my cat blue again?
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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