In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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