his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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