Dual....:-)
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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