how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
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At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
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i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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