What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
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he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Randomize