i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
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His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
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The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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