Pregnant stripper...not hot.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
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I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
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I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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