I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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