I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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