You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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