i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
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