got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
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Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
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A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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