yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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