she was so not down for the gang bang
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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