I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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