You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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