I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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