He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
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THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
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oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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