Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
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I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
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3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
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