hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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