You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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