He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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