in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
