How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
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