I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
As shirtless as possible
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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