Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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