We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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