windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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