Porn is love you can see.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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