This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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