all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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