Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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