So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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