turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
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he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
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And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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