I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
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it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
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SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
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Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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