she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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