should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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