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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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