i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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