Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
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I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
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Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
You don't make any sense
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