if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
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I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
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I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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