Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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