have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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