I didn't shave. On purpose
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
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ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
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Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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