once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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