is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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