Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
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I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
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i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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