so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
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You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
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If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
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