evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
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GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
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she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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