everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
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I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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