shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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