I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
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Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
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Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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