This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I can't turn off my feet"
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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