is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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