Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
i think i just lost a toe
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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