Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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